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10 Items Make You {Look} Like a DOUCHEBAG... Even If You're Super Nice!

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It's never okay to judge someone by their looks, but what they're wearing is fair game. When someone is wearing one of the items from this list, Alpha thinks they must be a humongous douche! In this video men's style, grooming, fitness and lifestyle expert, Aaron Marino of IAmAlphaM, AaronMarino, and Pete & Pedro said that he met a man wearing one of the 'terrible 10' but he was a super nice guy. And the result of this observation is this video!

If You Wear One of These, You'll Look Like a DOUCHE!

  1. Wearing sunglasses inside
  2. Offensive or 'funny' tee shirts
  3. Anything with marijuana leaves on them
  4. Hex tie
  5. Zany knots
  6. Over accessorizing
  7. Bad button-ups (shiny, embroidered, blinged)
  8. The sports jersey
  9. Homemade side-less tank tee shirts
  10. Earrings
  11. Popping your collar


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Pete and Pedro

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